The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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