she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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