id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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