Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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