Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm getting married
To pizza
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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