Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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