You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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