I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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