just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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