some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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