So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
be right there i have to get my cape
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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