I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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