You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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