Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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