Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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