Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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