So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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