this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You smell like stripper and shame
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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