Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
