Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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