She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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