Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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