I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
did i walk over a car last night?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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