I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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