Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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