We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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