Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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