Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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