I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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