What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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