Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
