She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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