They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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