does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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