You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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