party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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