Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He has the fingertips of a God
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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