He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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