There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
