Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course. lets lasso hookers.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
