youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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