that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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