Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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