Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
420 ftw
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All the doctor said was why
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize