It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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