Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
