...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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