I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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