I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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