So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
whose parrot is this?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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