Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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