i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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