okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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