I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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