she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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