he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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