I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't turn off my feet"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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