One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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