we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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