Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
They took my balls.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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